rinface:

Facial and Ear piercing Diagrams

Just incase anyone out there was looking for them.

Title: this is exactly what you think it is
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captain-boomerang:

imagineteenwolflike:

captain-boomerang:

bringing this back around just in case you’ve had a bad day

my favorite thing about this post being popular is that people like you are using it to cheer other people up, that is rad, thank you for being rad

Think about the first name you were ever called,
and then think how long it took until
you got called a pussy
or a slut,
or a bitch,
or a whore,
all of which are words that fall too close to ‘girl.’

Think about the first time you got called a ‘girl’
and they said it with a sneer.
Like it was a bad thing.

For a boy, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.
For a girl, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.

Remember, black widow spiders and female praying mantises eat their partners after intercourse.
Remember, it’s the lionesses who hunt.
They come back with bloody muzzles, dragging bloated carcasses as the alpha lion strides around with his mane puffing out.
Remember, it’s only the female mosquitoes who drink blood.
We’re the ones who do the necessary work, dirty our hands,
fuck or fight or both.
We’re often the smaller sex, which makes us a harder target
as we slink close and sink our teeth in.

Remember: we’re deadly.

You should be proud to be called a girl.

—'Most Female Killers use Poison,' theappleppielifestyle (via flannel)

cantwaitforpizza:

i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb

ksafania:

Heateus day 42.

What does the cannibal say?

dani-saur:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

Oh my God who are you

tbotgojctsodtsoaabiaibjajbjbahba:

emilyslade91:

Beautifully Shameless 

These make me feel uncomfortable

gloucesterroad:

i was reading some of those one sentence horror stories and one of them was “hello passengers this isn’t your captain speaking” and i just thought wow that is exactly something Arthur Shappey would say and then the passengers would be startled and Carolyn would be like “good grief” and Martin would freak out and Douglas would probably cut him off like “your pilots would like to assure you that this aircraft is not being hijacked.”

nowyoukno:

midnightcthulhu:

teamfreekickass:

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

erikats-eridaves:

pernicious-monarchs:

erikats-eridaves:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

thank you friend

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

FACT:

This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.

You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed

You all needed to know this. 

fuck

More amazing facts here on nowyoukno

http://ifeelbetterer.tumblr.com/post/91306066459/ororosmunroe-ororosmunroe-asgardians-dont

ororosmunroe:

ororosmunroe:

Asgardians don’t know about Beyoncé. 

#this just occurred to me #like Thor is watching tv with Darcy who is watching random music videos #Who Run the World starts to play #and Thor is like #’Who is this fierce warrior? She leads her troops in a such rhythmic way.’ #Darcy’s like #’ Holy crap you don’t who Beyoncé is’ #she plays all the albums in her itunes and lets him watch the Super Bowl performance #and Thor’s mind is settled he must go to a concert #long story short Beyoncé is the first Migardian singer to perform on Asgardian soil #spoiler alert: she’s a huge success #spoiler alert 2: Asgardians are like ’ HOW DID WE SURVIVE SO LONG WITHOUT THE SONGS OF WARRIOR GODDESS BEYONCÉ???’ #spoiler alert 3: Sif plays ‘Who Run The World’ as she dives in to battle with her all female army’ #’IN THE NAME OF BEYONCÉ!’ she’ll scream #’BEYONCÉ!’ Sif’s female army will yell back (via ororosmunroe)

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

Pros and cons of making food

Pros: food
Cons: making

facina-oris:

MYTHOLOGY MEME - [4/?] EGYPTIAN GODS/GODDESSES: ISIS

"I, Isis, am all that hath been that is or shall be,

I, who made light from my feathers, The wind

from my wings, No mortal man ever hath me

unveiled! - Until now.”

dunflower:

Hi friends this is a little reminder to charge your phone, take your meds, drink enough water, get enough sleep, and listen to lots of music!! Your well-being and happiness is of utmost importance and I hope you take time to take care of yourself.

tagged as:   #thank 

impxrfectcarlos:

x Carlos the Scientist

  • there are four knobs on his goggles; zooming, shading, night vision, and heat signature. he wants to build in something that can detect matter, but he hasn’t been able to install it yet.
  • okay, so i know i drew tentacle tattoos, but i’m still trying to decide whether to keep them as tentacles, or splatter him in galaxy-types of tattoos, hhhhh
  • he has a scar on his throat because he has to change his vocal cords every couple of years because- well, you know, throat spiders
  • he has tentacles in one of the au’s i’m working on for him, and i decided to make them blue tentacles, aaaaa, brhrsdtf the tentacles were fun to draw

and that’s it for tonight’s stream; thank you to everyone who stopped by. <333 u\u

HW